Useless Products.
Unforgettable Designs.
Welcome to the official PadlockCat store. Everything you need. And plenty of what you absolutely do not.
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Featured Padlock.cat Tee
A t-shirt with a cat. The cat does not consent, but the t-shirt is lovely.
Featured Padlock.cat Tee - Dark Mode
Same cat. Fewer photons.
Featured Padlock.cat Sweat
For when a t-shirt isn't enough of a commitment.
Featured Padlock.cat Sweat - Dark Mode
Maximum cosiness. Minimum brightness.
Toilet Brush Holder
The luxury your bathroom deserved.
Fingerless Gloves
The worst of both worlds. Artisanally.
Indoor Sleeping Bag
For when the sofa is too far from the bed.
All Products .
Featured Padlock.cat Tee
A t-shirt with a cat. The cat does not consent, but the t-shirt is lovely.
Featured Padlock.cat Tee - Dark Mode
Same cat. Fewer photons.
Featured Padlock.cat Sweat
For when a t-shirt isn't enough of a commitment.
Featured Padlock.cat Sweat - Dark Mode
Maximum cosiness. Minimum brightness.
Toilet Brush Holder
The luxury your bathroom deserved.
Embroidered Dishcloths
Crocodile tears in cross-stitch.
Condolence Gift Cards
For when words fail but marketing doesn't.
Refuse Sacks
Your rubbish deserved a rebrand.
Raffle Ticket Books
Win the chance to buy more useless things.
Luxury Toothpicks
The tool that has never won a design award. Until now.
Children's Armbands
Float like a cat. Get soaked like a cat, too.
Plug Board
Power your devices with PadlockCat energy.
Lint Roller
Remove other cats' hair with the help of your favourite cat.
Car Air Freshener
Your car will smell like a wet cat... but with style.
Fly Swatter
The fly has no chance. Neither has PadlockCat, come to think of it.
Bread Bin
Store your bread with the same security as a combination lock.
Memorial Urn
For your goldfish, your hamster, or your dignity.
Glass Watering Can
Watch the water. Feel like a scientist. Water your plants.
Fingerless Gloves
The worst of both worlds. Artisanally.
Nail Catcher Tray
Goodbye flying nail clippings. Hello, adulthood.
Indoor Sleeping Bag
For when the sofa is too far from the bed.
Ceramic Biscuit Stand
A stand for one single biscuit. For moments that deserve it.
Silk Bed Socks
Too slippery to walk in. Too luxurious to leave behind.
Banana Soap
Shaped like a banana. Doesn't taste like a banana. Confirmed.
Marble Pencil Pot
For people who don't use pencils but want to look serious.
Empty Advent Calendar
24 doors. 24 surprises. All of them disappointment. Fill it yourself.