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Featured Padlock.kitten Toddlers Tee
For the smallest agent of chaos in the family.
Featured Padlock.kitten Toddlers Tee - Dark Mode
Dark mode, tiny edition. Hides snacks, juice, and regret.
Featured Padlock.kitten Kids Tee
A tiny cat for a tiny human. Both are chaos.
Featured Padlock.kitten Kids Tee - Dark Mode
Dark mode for small people with big opinions.
Featured Padlock.cat Tee
A t-shirt with a cat. The cat does not consent, but the t-shirt is lovely.
Featured Padlock.cat Tee - Dark Mode
Same cat. Fewer photons.
Featured Padlock.cat Sweat
For when a t-shirt isn't enough of a commitment.
Featured Padlock.cat Sweat - Dark Mode
Maximum cosiness. Minimum brightness.
Featured Padlock.cat Hat
A hat. With a cat. What more do you want from life?
Featured Padlock.cat Sticker
Put a cat on your car. Or anywhere. We're not the boss of you.
Featured Padlock.cat Journal
For thoughts you'll never read again.
Featured Padlock.cat Handtowel
Wipe your face with a cat. Finally, socially acceptable.
Featured Padlock.cat Shower Curtain
The cat is in the bathroom now. There's no privacy left.
Featured Padlock.kitten Toddlers Sweat
Cosy in miniature, for your tiny despot.
Featured Padlock.kitten Toddlers Sweat - Dark Mode
Cosy in dark mode. Hides dinner, mud, and regret.
Featured Padlock.kitten Toddlers Hoodie
A hood to hide in. The kitten finds you anyway.
Featured Padlock.kitten Toddlers Hoodie - Dark Mode
Dark hood. Hides the toddler, dinner, and regret.
Featured Blackout Hoodie
Black on black on black. The cat is in there. Somewhere.
Featured Padlock.kitten Kids Hoodie
A hood for a small human who already runs the show.
Featured Padlock.kitten Kids Hoodie - Dark Mode
Dark mode for kids. Hides the snack, the mud, the evidence.
All Products .
Featured Padlock.kitten Toddlers Tee
For the smallest agent of chaos in the family.
Featured Padlock.kitten Toddlers Tee - Dark Mode
Dark mode, tiny edition. Hides snacks, juice, and regret.
Featured Padlock.kitten Kids Tee
A tiny cat for a tiny human. Both are chaos.
Featured Padlock.kitten Kids Tee - Dark Mode
Dark mode for small people with big opinions.
Featured Padlock.cat Tee
A t-shirt with a cat. The cat does not consent, but the t-shirt is lovely.
Featured Padlock.cat Tee - Dark Mode
Same cat. Fewer photons.
Featured Padlock.cat Sweat
For when a t-shirt isn't enough of a commitment.
Featured Padlock.cat Sweat - Dark Mode
Maximum cosiness. Minimum brightness.
Featured Padlock.cat Hat
A hat. With a cat. What more do you want from life?
Featured Padlock.cat Sticker
Put a cat on your car. Or anywhere. We're not the boss of you.
Featured Padlock.cat Journal
For thoughts you'll never read again.
Featured Padlock.cat Handtowel
Wipe your face with a cat. Finally, socially acceptable.
Featured Padlock.cat Shower Curtain
The cat is in the bathroom now. There's no privacy left.
Featured Padlock.kitten Toddlers Sweat
Cosy in miniature, for your tiny despot.
Featured Padlock.kitten Toddlers Sweat - Dark Mode
Cosy in dark mode. Hides dinner, mud, and regret.
Featured Padlock.kitten Toddlers Hoodie
A hood to hide in. The kitten finds you anyway.
Featured Padlock.kitten Toddlers Hoodie - Dark Mode
Dark hood. Hides the toddler, dinner, and regret.
Featured Blackout Hoodie
Black on black on black. The cat is in there. Somewhere.
Featured Padlock.kitten Kids Hoodie
A hood for a small human who already runs the show.
Featured Padlock.kitten Kids Hoodie - Dark Mode
Dark mode for kids. Hides the snack, the mud, the evidence.
Toilet Brush Holder
The luxury your bathroom deserved.
Embroidered Dishcloths
Crocodile tears in cross-stitch.
Condolence Gift Cards
For when words fail but marketing doesn't.
Refuse Sacks
Your rubbish deserved a rebrand.
Raffle Ticket Books
Win the chance to buy more useless things.
Luxury Toothpicks
The tool that has never won a design award. Until now.
Children's Armbands
Float like a cat. Get soaked like a cat, too.
Plug Board
Power your devices with PadlockCat energy.
Lint Roller
Remove other cats' hair with the help of your favourite cat.
Car Air Freshener
Your car will smell like a wet cat... but with style.
Fly Swatter
The fly has no chance. Neither has PadlockCat, come to think of it.
Bread Bin
Store your bread with the same security as a combination lock.
Memorial Urn
For your goldfish, your hamster, or your dignity.
Glass Watering Can
Watch the water. Feel like a scientist. Water your plants.
Fingerless Gloves
The worst of both worlds. Artisanally.
Nail Catcher Tray
Goodbye flying nail clippings. Hello, adulthood.
Indoor Sleeping Bag
For when the sofa is too far from the bed.
Ceramic Biscuit Stand
A stand for one single biscuit. For moments that deserve it.
Silk Bed Socks
Too slippery to walk in. Too luxurious to leave behind.
Banana Soap
Shaped like a banana. Doesn't taste like a banana. Confirmed.
Marble Pencil Pot
For people who don't use pencils but want to look serious.
Empty Advent Calendar
24 doors. 24 surprises. All of them disappointment. Fill it yourself.