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Silk Bed Socks

Too slippery to walk in. Too luxurious to leave behind.

£28.99

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Natural silk socks designed exclusively for bed use. If you get up with them on, you will slide. If you leave them on the floor, the cat will take them. The ideal solution is to not get up at all. Welcome to the life you deserve. Includes a silk storage pouch.

Customer Reviews .

Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).

15 mai 2025

"M'he lliscat tres vegades intentant anar al bany de nit. El quart intent l'he fet a quatre grapes. Les mitges van quedar-se al llit. Continuen sent les millors que he tingut."

— Gemma R.

5 May 2025

"I wore these to bed. My feet have never felt more luxurious. I got up to get water, slid four feet across the floor, reconsidered my life, and got back into bed. No regrets."

— Sarah K.

25 mai 2025

"Les he regalat a la meva germana i ara no me les torna. Hem discutit. Seguim sense parlar-nos. Eren bones mitges. Cinc estrelles per al producte, zero per a la meva germana."

— Joana P.

20 May 2025

"Bought for my partner. She refuses to get out of bed on weekends now. I have taken over all weekend chores. Minus one star but honestly she looks very comfortable."

— Mark T.