Silk Bed Socks
Too slippery to walk in. Too luxurious to leave behind.
Natural silk socks designed exclusively for bed use. If you get up with them on, you will slide. If you leave them on the floor, the cat will take them. The ideal solution is to not get up at all. Welcome to the life you deserve. Includes a silk storage pouch.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"I wore these to bed. My feet have never felt more luxurious. I got up to get water, slid four feet across the floor, reconsidered my life, and got back into bed. No regrets."
— Sarah K.
"Bought for my partner. She refuses to get out of bed on weekends now. I have taken over all weekend chores. Minus one star but honestly she looks very comfortable."
— Mark T.
"Luxuriously soft. I slid across the kitchen and into a new understanding of myself."
— Hannah G.
"Beautiful. Minus one star because they are a genuine slip hazard and I now live life at a careful shuffle."
— Will C.