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Contact.
We're delighted you want to contact us. Nothing may come of it, but we're delighted nonetheless.
Address
Cat Street, No. undefined
Somewhere near a cat
The Internet, Earth
cat@padlock.cat
Monitored by the cat. Infrequently.
Phone
We don't have a phone.
The cat pushed it off the desk. Twice.
Support Hours
3:47am – 3:52am daily.
When the cat wakes us up meowing.
Response Times
Anywhere from 3 minutes to never.
Depends on whether the cat wants out when we're replying.
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