Privacy Policy.
We comply with GDPR. We're not sure which article specifically, but we comply.
What Data We Collect
We collect your data. We're not entirely sure which data, exactly. The cat ate the list. Generally speaking it probably includes: your name, address, your deepest thoughts about luxury toothpicks, and how many times you refreshed the page.
Cookies
Yes, we use cookies. The digital kind. (The chocolate chip ones are ours.) Cookies help us remember you visited our site, which we deeply appreciate since we don't have great memory — especially the cat.
You can disable cookies in your browser, but then the site will be sad and the cat will cry. Dramatically.
What We Do With Your Data
Your data is stored on a very secure server with a very long password. The cat sat on the keyboard and generated it. We use your data to send you orders, to ignore your support emails, and to feel important.
We do not sell your data to third parties. Because nobody would want it.
Your Rights
You have the right to access, rectify, erase, and be forgotten. Unfortunately the cat has an excellent memory for important things (such as where the food bowl is) and a very selective memory for data deletion requests.
To exercise your rights, email cat@padlock.cat. The cat will read it when it feels like it.
Security
We protect your data with state-of-the-art security measures including but not limited to: a padlock (obviously), the cat standing guard (it's asleep, but standing guard), and a password-protected spreadsheet where everyone knows the password is "1234".