Padlock.cat Tee
A t-shirt with a cat. The cat does not consent, but the t-shirt is lovely.
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A soft cotton t-shirt featuring the PadlockCat — a cat whose ears have, for reasons no vet can explain, taken the shape of a padlock. Available in a range of gentle, optimistic colours for people who like to announce their personality through a small embroidered animal. Wearing it grants no special powers, though the cat may judge you less than other cats do.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"Softest t-shirt I own. The little padlock-eared cat is so subtle that people lean in, realise it's a cat with a padlock for ears, and then have a small existential moment. I treasure each one."
— Hannah P.
"Bought one. Wore it once. Immediately bought three more in different colours. The cat does not grant powers, as advertised, but it has judged me less than my actual cat does. Net positive."
— Tom R.
"Third one this month. At this point the cat is less a logo and more a lifestyle I did not consent to but fully endorse."
— Dylan R.
"Soft, great fit. Minus one star because strangers keep leaning in to inspect the cat's ears and I am not a museum."
— Priya L.