Blackout Hoodie
Black on black on black. The cat is in there. Somewhere.
Size guide
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2768.5 | 2051 |
| M | 2871 | 2256 |
| L | 2973.5 | 2461 |
| XL | 3076 | 2666 |
| 2XL | 3178.5 | 2871 |
| 3XL | 3281.5 | 3076 |
Measurements in inchesMeasurements in cm. Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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A heavyweight full-zip hoodie in total black, with the PadlockCat embroidered tone-on-tone across the chest — black thread on black fabric, visible only to those who already know it's there. The most understated way to be silently judged by a cat: it watches from a logo you can barely see, in a colour scheme that matches everything else you own in black. Premium, unbranded-looking, quietly smug.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"Black on black on black. The cat is in there, embroidered tonal, and only I know. Heavyweight, premium, and it goes with everything else I own, which is also black."
— Oliver M.
"Stealth mode achieved. People keep asking where it's from and I just say 'a cat.' The zip is solid, the weight is luxurious, and the judgement is silent."
— Sophie L.
"The most understated hoodie I own. You can only see the PadlockCat in the right light, which makes finding it a small private joy. Worth every penny."
— Marcus W.
"Beautifully made, properly heavy, looks expensive. Minus one star because the logo is so subtle no one believes there's a cat on it until I point. I enjoy this, actually."
— Chloe D.