


Padlock.kitten Kids Tee
A tiny cat for a tiny human. Both are chaos.
Size guide
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 ⅞53 | 15 ¼38.5 |
| M | 22 ⅛56 | 16 ¼41.5 |
| L | 23 ⅜59.5 | 17 ¼44 |
| XL | 24 ⅜62 | 18 ¼46.5 |
Measurements in inchesMeasurements in cm. Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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A soft cotton t-shirt sized for small humans, featuring the Padlock.kitten — the junior member of the family, with the same padlock-shaped ears and none of the impulse control. Built to survive juice spills, playground negotiations, and being worn four days in a row. The kitten grants your child no special powers, but it does make them roughly 40% more likely to refuse to take the shirt off.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"Bought this for my 5-year-old. She has informed me the kitten is called "Kevin" and that Kevin protects her. The shirt has survived three juice incidents and one suspicious mud event. Holding up better than I am."
— Megan S.
"My son refuses to wear anything else. We rotate two of these and tell him it's "the same magic shirt." He is none the wiser. The padlock-eared kitten has solved 90% of our morning arguments."
— Hannah B.
"My daughter named the kitten and now introduces it to people before introducing me."
— Gemma S.
"Tough little tee, survives everything. Minus one star because I had to buy a second to break the wash-day stand-off."
— Rob N.