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Padlock.kitten Kids Tee

A tiny cat for a tiny human. Both are chaos.

£16.50

A soft cotton t-shirt sized for small humans, featuring the Padlock.kitten — the junior member of the family, with the same padlock-shaped ears and none of the impulse control. Built to survive juice spills, playground negotiations, and being worn four days in a row. The kitten grants your child no special powers, but it does make them roughly 40% more likely to refuse to take the shirt off.

Customer Reviews .

Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).

21 Apr 2026

"Bought this for my 5-year-old. She has informed me the kitten is called "Kevin" and that Kevin protects her. The shirt has survived three juice incidents and one suspicious mud event. Holding up better than I am."

— Megan S.

6 May 2026

"My son refuses to wear anything else. We rotate two of these and tell him it's "the same magic shirt." He is none the wiser. The padlock-eared kitten has solved 90% of our morning arguments."

— Hannah B.

9 Jun 2026

"My daughter named the kitten and now introduces it to people before introducing me."

— Gemma S.

3 Jun 2026

"Tough little tee, survives everything. Minus one star because I had to buy a second to break the wash-day stand-off."

— Rob N.