Memorial Urn
For your goldfish, your hamster, or your dignity.
A ceramic urn with the PadlockCat guardian keeping watch over the gates of eternity. Perfect for goldfish who lived too briefly, hamsters who lived too long, and for that part of yourself that died when you presented the wrong PowerPoint to the entire company. Includes a blank gold nameplate for personalisation.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"Bought this for my hamster Gerald, who passed after a distinguished career of running nowhere at 3am. The urn is beautiful. Gerald would have been indifferent but I am moved."
— Richard H.
"I bought the large size for "a medium pet." It is currently housing my dignity from the 2024 office Christmas party. A perfect fit. Five stars."
— Fiona T.
"Houses my late goldfish with more dignity than he ever showed in life. The cat guards him well."
— Phil O.
"Bought it for "a pet." It currently holds my new year's resolutions. A fitting resting place."
— Dana L.