Memorial Urn
For your goldfish, your hamster, or your dignity.
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A ceramic urn with the PadlockCat guardian keeping watch over the gates of eternity. Perfect for goldfish who lived too briefly, hamsters who lived too long, and for that part of yourself that died when you presented the wrong PowerPoint to the entire company. Includes a blank gold nameplate for personalisation.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"L'he comprat per al meu peix d'or, en Floquet. Ha tingut una mort digna. El gat de la urna el vigila amb una serietat que en Floquet mai va merèixer en vida."
— Dolors P.
"Bought this for my hamster Gerald, who passed after a distinguished career of running nowhere at 3am. The urn is beautiful. Gerald would have been indifferent but I am moved."
— Richard H.
"Molt elegant. L'he posat al prestatge del menjador i els convidats pensen que és un objecte d'art. Ningú sap que hi ha les cendres d'una planta de cactus que vaig matar el 2019."
— Montse A.
"I bought the large size for "a medium pet." It is currently housing my dignity from the 2024 office Christmas party. A perfect fit. Five stars."
— Fiona T.