Padlock.kitten Kids Hoodie - Dark Mode
Dark mode for kids. Hides the snack, the mud, the evidence.
Size guide
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 19 ¾50 | 1640.5 | 23 ½59.5 |
| S | 21 ¼54 | 1743 | 26 ½67.5 |
| M | 22 ½57 | 1845.5 | 27 ¾70.5 |
| L | 2461 | 1948.5 | 30 ¼77 |
| XL | 25 ½65 | 2051 | 3384 |
Measurements in inchesMeasurements in cm. Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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The Padlock.kitten Kids Hoodie in Dark Mode — the same padlock-eared kitten, now in deep colours chosen by science to disguise whatever your child has been doing. Warm, soft, and forgiving, with a hood for both weather and theatrics. Ideal for the kid who comes home from school covered in a substance no one can identify, and the parent who has stopped asking. The kitten watches from the shadows.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"Dark mode for kids is the parenting hack I needed. He comes home covered in something unidentifiable and you genuinely cannot tell. Bless this hoodie."
— Rachel M.
"My son insists on black 'like a tiny hacker.' Warm, soft, stain-camouflaging, and the hood adds the drama. The kitten watches from the shadows. Ten out of ten."
— Daniel S.
"Brilliant for hiding the daily carnage. Minus one star because between the dark colour and the hood, I genuinely lost him in the playground for a minute."
— Hannah T.
"Survives everything a primary-schooler can throw at it, looks great, and I've stopped asking what the stains are. Warm and forgiving in every sense."
— Greg A.