Padlock.cat Handtowel
Wipe your face with a cat. Finally, socially acceptable.
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A soft, absorbent hand towel featuring the PadlockCat, so you can dry your hands — or your entire face — with a cat, guilt-free and scratch-free. Far more cooperative than a real cat performing the same service, and significantly less likely to file a formal complaint. Hangs in the bathroom radiating quiet judgement about your skincare routine. Machine washable, emotionally durable.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"Wiping my face with a cat is the simple joy I didn't know I needed. Soft, absorbent, and it refuses to scratch, unlike its real-life counterpart."
— Hayley M.
"Hangs in my bathroom radiating judgement about my skincare. I have improved purely to impress a towel."
— Greg T.
"Lovely and soft. Minus one star because my flatmate has claimed it as 'the good towel' and I'm back to drying my hands on a tea towel."
— Sunita P.
"Absorbent, durable, and the cat watches over the sink like a tiny damp guardian. Ten out of ten."
— Marcus L.