Embroidered Dishcloths
Crocodile tears in cross-stitch.
Three dishcloths machine-embroidered (but who's asking?) with the unmistakable face of PadlockCat. Perfect for cleaning surfaces you'll dirty again within five minutes. The ideal gift for the person you thought had everything... who will now also have dishcloths. Absorbent. Useless. Sublime.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"The cross-stitch cat is so detailed I feel guilty using it to wipe the hob. I now have a ceremonial dishcloth and a regular one. The cat approves."
— Sarah M.
"Got three sets. One for actual use, one for display, one kept in a sealed box for posterity. No regrets."
— Emma L.
"Too beautiful to clean with, so I framed one. The other I use exclusively for ceremonial wiping."
— Heather D.
"Lovely embroidery. Minus one star because the cat watches me do the washing up and I now feel observed."
— Owen R.