Banana Soap
Shaped like a banana. Doesn't taste like a banana. Confirmed.
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An artisan glycerin soap in the shape of a full-size banana. No, it does not taste like a banana — it is soap. Available scents: lavender, coconut, or mint. The PadlockCat mascot appears engraved on the base, presumably wondering why. Ideal for confusing bathroom guests or simply brightening up the sink.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"Cada matí al bany el meu fill agafa el sabó i diu "papa, per què tenim un plàtan?" Cada matí li dic que és sabó. Cada matí ho oblida. És un bucle perfecte."
— Bernat A.
"My bathroom now has a banana in it and everyone who visits asks about it. I explain it's soap. No one fully believes me. The cat on the base lends it an air of legitimacy."
— Emily R.
"Fragància de coco excel·lent. Forma de plàtan desconcertant però encantadora. Li trec una estrella perquè el meu gat real l'ha mossegat dues vegades. Ara el guardem en un prestatge alt."
— Laia M.
"Bought the mint one. My bathroom smells of toothpaste and looks like a fruit bowl. I have never felt more alive."
— Pete G.