Banana Soap
Shaped like a banana. Doesn't taste like a banana. Confirmed.
An artisan glycerin soap in the shape of a full-size banana. No, it does not taste like a banana — it is soap. Available scents: lavender, coconut, or mint. The PadlockCat mascot appears engraved on the base, presumably wondering why. Ideal for confusing bathroom guests or simply brightening up the sink.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"My bathroom now has a banana in it and everyone who visits asks about it. I explain it's soap. No one fully believes me. The cat on the base lends it an air of legitimacy."
— Emily R.
"Bought the mint one. My bathroom smells of toothpaste and looks like a fruit bowl. I have never felt more alive."
— Pete G.
"My bathroom now contains a banana that smells of coconut. Guests have questions. I have no answers."
— Dan R.
"Smells incredible, looks absurd. The cat on the base lends it just enough credibility to stay."
— Eve M.