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Padlock.cat Journal

For thoughts you'll never read again.

£11.00

A hardcover journal watched over by the PadlockCat, for to-do lists, half-finished novels, and shopping lists that somehow become diary entries. The lined pages are ideal for the plans you'll abandon by page four and the resolutions you make every January. The cat keeps your secrets. The cat cannot read. It's a perfect arrangement.

Customer Reviews .

Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).

12 May 2026

"Page one: ambitious. Page two: a phone number with no name. Page three onwards: blank. The cat keeps my secrets, of which there are now none."

— Will B.

30 May 2026

"Lovely lined pages, lies flat, sturdy cover. I have started three novels in it. I will finish none. Five stars regardless."

— Priya S.

6 Jun 2026

"Great notebook. Minus one star because the cat on the cover regards my handwriting with visible disappointment."

— Aaron H.

11 Jun 2026

"Bought it for journaling, use it for shopping lists that become diary entries. The lined pages forgive my terrible plans."

— Megan F.