Padlock.cat Sweat
For when a t-shirt isn't enough of a commitment.
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A heavyweight cotton-blend sweatshirt with the PadlockCat keeping watch from your chest. Warm enough to wear instead of confronting the heating bill, soft enough to fall asleep in during meetings you've muted. The padlock-eared cat radiates the energy of an animal that has locked the door and lost the key on purpose. Cosy, slightly smug, entirely yours.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"Heavyweight, ridiculously soft, and the padlock-cat radiates the smug energy of an animal that has locked the door and lost the key on purpose. I have stopped paying for heating. Worth it."
— Olivia M.
"I bought this "for lounging." I have now worn it to a wedding. Nobody questioned it because the cat lends an air of intentionality. Five stars and one new personality."
— Greg H.
"I have worn this for six consecutive days. No regrets, only warmth and a vaguely smug cat."
— Beth M.
"Heavyweight and glorious. Minus one star because I've stopped wanting to leave the house entirely."
— Carl T.