← Back to Shop
Padlock.cat Shower Curtain — view 1Padlock.cat Shower Curtain — view 2Padlock.cat Shower Curtain — view 3Padlock.cat Shower Curtain — view 4

Padlock.cat Shower Curtain

The cat is in the bathroom now. There's no privacy left.

£40.00

A water-repellent shower curtain emblazoned with the PadlockCat, here to oversee your every shower with the calm authority of a creature that does not bathe and never intends to. The bold print holds its colour through steam, splashes, and your worst morning karaoke. It accomplishes nothing a plain curtain wouldn't, except remind you, daily, that you are being watched. Reinforced button holes included; hooks and personal boundaries sold separately.

Product details

  • · 100% polyester
  • · Size: 71″ × 74″ (180 cm × 188 cm)
  • · 12 eyelet holes (hooks not included)
  • · One-sided print
  • · Water-resistant
  • · Blank product sourced from China
  • · Disclaimer: The size may vary by 2″ (5 cm).

Care guidelines

Machine-wash cold on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent. Tumble dry on low heat. Don’t iron or dry clean.

Customer Reviews .

Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).

12 Jun 2026

"Hangs beautifully, repels water, and the cat now witnesses every shower I take. I have nothing left to hide and somehow feel lighter for it."

— Holly R.

7 Jun 2026

"The print hasn't faded a bit through weeks of steam. The cat presides over my bathroom like a damp little landlord. I respect it."

— Tom W.

2 Jun 2026

"Lovely bold print and proper button holes. Minus one star because my flatmate now refuses to shower 'while the cat is watching.' I see no problem."

— Aisha K.

13 Jun 2026

"Came with reinforced holes, hung in two minutes, looks great. Does absolutely nothing a plain curtain wouldn't, except judge me. Worth every penny."

— Greg P.