Fly Swatter
The fly has no chance. Neither has PadlockCat, come to think of it.
The definitive fly swatter for cat lovers and enthusiasts of entomological justice. The swatter head is flexible mesh with the PadlockCat design stamped in to ensure the fly sees its fate. Long handle to reach impossible corners and midges who think they're safe on the ceiling. Spoiler: they're not safe.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"I haven't successfully swatted a single fly but I've tried with much more panache than ever before. Zero flies caught, ten out of ten for presentation."
— Will S.
"Seasonal item of the year. My sister bought one. My mum bought one. We now have an unofficial family fly-swatting competition. PadlockCat has united us."
— Joe F.
"Have I caught a fly? No. Have I looked magnificent failing? Absolutely."
— Tony G.
"The flies in my kitchen now have a worthy adversary. They are winning, but with dignity on both sides."
— Bex H.