



Padlock.kitten Toddlers Hoodie - Dark Mode
Dark hood. Hides the toddler, dinner, and regret.
Size guide
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2T | 15 ⅝39.5 | 14 ½37 | 1230.5 |
| 4T | 17 ⅝45 | 15 ½39.5 | 12 ¾32.5 |
| 5-6T | 18 ⅝47.5 | 16 ½42 | 1538 |
Measurements in inchesMeasurements in cm. Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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The Padlock.kitten Toddlers Hoodie in Dark Mode — the same padlock-eared kitten, now in deep colours chosen by science to disguise yoghurt, tomato sauce, and whatever was found on the floor of the soft play. The hood adds a further layer of mystery to a toddler who was, frankly, already a lot. Warm, soft, and forgiving in every sense. The kitten watches from the shadows.
Customer Reviews .
Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).
"Dark mode plus a hood is the ultimate toddler camouflage. Spaghetti night no longer ends in a wardrobe change. Bless this hoodie."
— Rachel D.
"My daughter insists on black 'like a tiny hacker.' Warm, soft, stain-camouflaging, and the hood adds a layer of mystery. Ten out of ten."
— Mark T.
"Brilliant for hiding the daily carnage. Minus one star because between the dark colour and the hood he is now genuinely impossible to spot in soft-play."
— Beth A.
"Survives everything a three-year-old produces, which is a lot, and the kitten watches from the shadows the whole time. Warm and forgiving. Love it."
— Sam W.