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Padlock.cat Hat

A hat. With a cat. What more do you want from life?

£18.00

An embroidered hat featuring the PadlockCat, for days when your hair has its own agenda or you simply want a small cat to keep watch over your forehead. One size fits most heads, including the one belonging to that friend who insists nothing ever fits them. Wear it forwards for credibility, backwards for chaos. The cat does not judge — it has, after all, no neck to turn.

Customer Reviews .

Real reviews from real people. The cat has not edited these (much).

8 Jun 2026

"Covers a bad hair day and starts good conversations. The cat on my forehead has more charisma than I do."

— Ross T.

3 Jun 2026

"One size genuinely fits most. Wore it forwards for credibility, backwards for chaos, exactly as instructed."

— Mel K.

29 May 2026

"Great hat. Minus one star because I now own more cat-branded clothing than plain clothing, and that happened alarmingly fast."

— Dean F.

12 Jun 2026

"Embroidery is crisp, fit is comfy, and the cat judges my hair choices so I no longer have to."

— Yusuf A.